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Jana. 22. Portlander. Anxious. Tina Fey fan. Lesbian. Going straight to Hell.

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

(via linguisten)

shyghost:

the world already caters to you and values you. you can handle one website discussing things without you.

(via lgbtlaughs)

gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

(Source: cannolis, via languageblogthing)

bored-dot-com:

21 reasons why English sucks.

bored-dot-com:

21 reasons why English sucks.

(via languagelinguistics)

sketchmedesire:

supdevan:

Some of the worst best analogies written by high school students.

Ha.. hahaha…

I actually really like most of these…

sketchmedesire:

supdevan:

Some of the worst best analogies written by high school students.

Ha.. hahaha…

I actually really like most of these…

(via languagelinguistics)

spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

(Source: z-ojja, via languageblogthing)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

americanhistoryfor2010:

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

Omg

“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” — Gary Provost

(Source: ouroceantown, via languagelinguistics)

Omfg we were giving presentations in Spanish today and this girl probably MEANT to say “vale la pena” which is like worth the trouble/worth the wait, but what she said was “vale el pene” which means WORTH THE PENIS.

Kudos to our professor for keeping a straight face. Kudos.

theonion:

Hazmat Worker Sees No Reason To Throw Away All This Perfectly Good Food